What's the deal with widdle kiddies and cars?

So let me get this straight: He thinks that by trotting out his kids, we'll think he's somehow some kind of responsible, upright citizen?

I don't get it. It doesn't take being honest, responsible, or upright to produce kids. All it takes is sticking his ole' prod into her ole' receptacle, and voila, 9 months later pops out widdle cute baby wabie (generally red, wrinkled, screaming, and about as cute as a hairball chucked up by a cat, but that's a different story). A crook can do it. A moron can do it (the great secret of institutions for severe-profound mentally retarded adults is the troubles that they have with keeping the clients from humping everything that moves). A 12 year old can do it -- look at the statistics for babies born of 12 year olds (it happens every day). But this... shark... thinks that trotting out his little kiddies means something besides the fact that he fucked a woman? All it proves to me is that they're capable of fucking people -- including their customers.

I've never bought a car from a dealership that used the widdle kiddie gambit. They always come off as sharks in polyester leisure suits, and I don't voluntarily subject myself to abuse by such scumbags. I just have one question: Why in the WORLD are they so stupid to think that fucking a woman (and getting the inevitable issue 9 months later) will help them sell cars?

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