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From time to time a debt collector contacts me to collect a debt from some deadbeat named Eric Green. Needless to say the Eric Green who bounces checks isn't me (I haven't bounced a check since I was 18 years old, when I bounced a check to Jameco Electronics, embarrassingly enough, buying electronics components... gosh, how geeky can you get!). I sternly tell these people to produce a check with my drivers license number on it or go away. That is usually the last that I hear of it, though I suppose the Eric Green who bounces checks has collected a credit report to rival Tolstoy's War and Peace.

Here is the latest exploit of my evil twin, who appears to have followed me to Phoenix (sigh). Needless to say, I've had the same checking account since I moved to Phoenix, so I couldn't pass a bad check due to an account being closed, but what the hey, they just pick the first Eric Green out of the phone book and mail this notice to him, eh?

BTW, here is the list of Eric Greens in the Phoenix area, as reported by uswestdex.com:

Green Eric............... (480) 782-8560

372 S Meadows Dr CHANDLER AZ 85224
Green Eric............... (623) 848-9645
4809 W Crittenden Ln Phoenix AZ 85031
Green Erik............... (480) 968-1049
1600 W La Jolla Dr Tempe AZ 85282
Green Erik............... (480) 726-1864
1773 N Central Dr CHANDLER AZ 85224

Please read the note after the picture... it's scary stuff!

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The biggest threat to liberty is no longer government. Please note the "120,000 banks and merchants" blurb. Basically, these people have carte blanche to ruin the life of anybody who crosses them. Sure, you can sue them for slander and defamation of character -- maybe. If they qualify as a credit reporting agency, they are not held liable for the slanders they propogate.

Forget the black helicopters. What I'm scared of is Esperion and Telecheck. These people hold more power than the U.S. government and the state and local governments combined. The Constitution requires state and local governments to follow due process. Esperion and Telecheck don't need to follow due process, though -- they have the power to ruin your life at any time, based on little more than innuendo -- and they have managed to slam through laws insuring that they have no liability for slanders that they propogate, even when informed that the information is incorrect.

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My Evil Twin Strikes Again

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